Hammock jokes, anyone?

[Alan]

While swaying in my hammock last night, I realized camping is even better with a laugh. Anyone want to share their funniest hammock joke or pun?

I think I have one right here. Feel free to add yours!

What’s a hammock’s favorite exercise? Hanging out with friends!

 

[SaturdayNight87]

I told my hammock a joke... it just hung there, but at least it supported me.

 

[lazulide]

I asked my hammock for advice and it said, “Just hang in there.”